1. youngblackandvegan:

    lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

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  3. kamikatlifts:

    IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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  5. relahvant:

    when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

    image

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  9. ladyhistory:

    The Sarcastic Captioned Adventures of George Washington

    PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV | PART XV

    (via ferristriangle)

     
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